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Laughter Makes The Heart Feel Lighter ---- So Lets Laugh

To Exercise or 
Not To Exercise


1. It is well documented that for every mile that you
jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables 
you, at age 85, to spend an additional 5 months in a
nursing home at $5,000 per month.

2. My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when
she was 60. She is now 97 and we don't know where the
hell she is.

3. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that
I could hear heavy breathing again.

4. I joined a health club last year, spent about $400.
Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

5. I have to exercise early in the morning before my
brain figures out what I am doing.

6. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch
our toes, he would have put them further up our body.

7. I like long walks, especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

8. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach
covers them.

9. The advantage of exercising every day is that you
die healthier. 

10. If you are going to try cross country skiing,
start with a small country.

11. And last, but not least, I don't jog - it makes
the ice jump right out of my glass.


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